New Year's Resolution: Version 2018.0.1

New year resolution Changelog Bug-fixes Software development version control Commit message Self-improvement

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New Year's Resolution: Version 2018.0.1

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Treating yourself like a software project is peak developer energy. While everyone else is promising to hit the gym, this guy's posting a changelog for himself like he just pushed to production. The real joke is thinking any of those bugs will actually get fixed before next December's emergency hotfix. At least he didn't label it "various performance improvements" which we all know means "I broke something but can't figure out what."

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