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Ah, the classic "fat controller" pattern! This code is the software architecture equivalent of saying "diet starts tomorrow" while ordering a triple cheeseburger. The controller is doing everything - handling requests, validating inputs, executing raw SQL queries, and formatting responses. It's like watching someone use a Swiss Army knife to build an entire house. The MVC pattern (Model-View-Controller) was specifically created to prevent this spaghetti nightmare, but some developers just can't resist putting all their business logic, database access, and error handling in one massive controller method. This is how tech debt babies are born!

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When you ask an AI for help, it's like ordering water at a fancy restaurant where the waiter has a severe case of malicious compliance. You want a simple glass of water? Here's watermelon, watercress salad, and water garlic bread! No, you say? Fine, here's MULTIPLE waters! Still not right? How about ONE water... literally labeled "ONE WATER." And just when you think it can't get worse, you ask for the bill and suddenly you're getting scuba gear and a globe. The AI heard "bill" and thought "diving bill" and "global bill." Meanwhile, your wallet is having a panic attack because apparently misunderstanding simple requests costs $70. This is exactly why Stack Overflow exists—at least humans tell you you're stupid in a straightforward way.

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