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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GPU WARS IN 2025! Nvidia's out here making us choose between selling a kidney for performance or switching tracks for affordability, while AMD's just like "Hey, remember us? We exist too!" But AMD's train is literally DERAILED off the tracks! The perfect metaphor for how Nvidia has completely dominated the AI hardware market while AMD struggles to even stay relevant. It's giving "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" energy for anyone who's been desperately waiting for AMD to save us from Nvidia's pricing tyranny. Spoiler alert: THE RESCUE AIN'T COMING!

Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

The eternal struggle between being a responsible student and being a chaotic gremlin who thinks their brain is a RAM stick with infinite storage. Top panel: diligently taking notes like some kind of organized scholar who has their life together. Bottom panel: rawdogging the entire learning experience with pure vibes and prayer, hoping muscle memory will kick in when you need to remember what a closure is at 3 AM during a coding interview. Spoiler alert: it never kicks in. You'll be sitting there sweating bullets trying to remember if it's .map() or .forEach() while your notes gather dust in a forgotten folder titled "Tutorial_Notes_FINAL_v2_ACTUAL_FINAL".

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