It Has Two Buttons Btw

The eternal quest for minimalism has led webdevs to the promised land: a mouse so smooth and buttonless that it might as well be a bar of soap. Because why would users need something as archaic as visible, tactile buttons when they can just... guess? Click anywhere and hope for the best. It's like designing a website where every element is a mystery meat navigation—except now it's your actual hardware.

The "MaCaLLY" branding really seals the deal here. Nothing screams "premium user experience" like a peripheral that requires a PhD to operate. Sure, it has two buttons—they're just hiding somewhere in the quantum realm between the top and bottom surfaces. Revolutionary? Absolutely. Usable? That's a different sprint story.

Fun fact: Apple's Magic Mouse actually does this too, with its touch-sensitive surface replacing physical buttons. Turns out when you prioritize aesthetics over ergonomics, you get a device that looks great in photos but makes your hand cramp after 10 minutes. But hey, at least it's elegant.