When You Don't Like C And Rust

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Nature's apex predator has no time for your stack traces. The lion simply ships code and lets natural selection handle the rest. Your function throws an exception? That's a feature, not a bug. While we're frantically adding console.log() statements at 2AM, the lion's already moved on to the next project. The ultimate embodiment of "write-only" code philosophy - if it compiles, it ships. No QA team in the savanna!

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Left: "It took me a few minutes to make BibleGPT with custom GPT. Now? 5 seconds with Devin." Right: "Who is doubting thomas" → "Sorry, an error occurred while fetching your answer." Bottom: "It exposed my API key so I had to revoke :(" The AI dev tool pipeline in 2024: Build something in 5 seconds, deploy it in 2 seconds, expose your API keys in 1 second. Progress! This is why we can't have nice things in tech. The faster we build, the faster we leak credentials. The modern developer experience is just speedrunning security vulnerabilities.

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