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I Hope You Have My Address

I Hope You Have My Address
THE ABSOLUTE HORROR of ordering pizza as a developer! Papa John's out here with their "{NAME}" and "{userEmail}" placeholders just raw-dogging it in production! 😱 The eternal struggle between hunger and witnessing someone's template variables that never got replaced. Meanwhile that little loading spinner is probably making a desperate API call to nowhere because SOMEONE FORGOT TO VALIDATE THE FORM DATA. The pizza might arrive, but my faith in their codebase certainly won't. And don't get me started on "Loading pick up info..." – honey, you can't pick up what your variables couldn't put down! 💅

How I Comment My Code

How I Comment My Code
When they say "comment your code," I don't think they meant copying instructions from a pizza box. But honestly, this is more helpful than most comments I've seen in production. At least it's clear what you need to do! Unlike that one function named "doStuff()" with a comment that just says "magic happens here." If only debugging were as simple as opening a box before eating pizza—though both activities do tend to happen at midnight while questioning your life choices.

Prompt Injection With Extra Cheese

Prompt Injection With Extra Cheese
Someone's trying to jailbreak an AI model with the classic "forget previous instructions" trick, but instead of getting sensitive data, they just want pizza breakfast tips. Nice try. The only prompt injection you're getting is extra cheese and pepperoni. What's funnier is imagining some developer spending hours crafting the perfect prompt exploit only to use it for... breakfast advice. That's like using a zero-day exploit to change your desktop wallpaper.

Some Things Never Change

Some Things Never Change
The four horsemen of the apocalypse: World of Warcraft, beige computer tower, Mountain Dew, and pepperoni pizza. Back when your biggest worry was whether your guild would show up for the raid, not whether your Docker container would deploy correctly. The "work from home" setup before it was mandatory – except you weren't working, you were grinding for epic gear while your parents yelled about the phone line being tied up. Twenty years later and I'm still staring at screens, drinking caffeine, and eating delivery food... just with better resolution and more expensive hardware.

How I Comment My Code

How I Comment My Code
The pinnacle of software documentation right here. We spend eight years getting CS degrees just to write groundbreaking comments like "Open box before eating pizza" on our code. Nothing says "senior developer" quite like stating the painfully obvious while leaving the actual complex logic completely unexplained. The best part? Six months later, even YOU won't remember what that cryptic algorithm does, but at least you'll know when to open the pizza box. Pure documentation brilliance.

You Need To Be Very Detailed

You Need To Be Very Detailed
When the PM says "make sure your documentation is thorough," and you take it literally. Nothing says developer energy like documenting the painfully obvious while completely ignoring the complex parts of your codebase. "How to use this API? Figure it out yourself. How to open a pizza box? Let me write you a dissertation." Ten years in the industry and I've yet to see documentation that isn't either stating the absolute obvious or so cryptic it might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The middle ground simply doesn't exist in our universe.

When You Don't Like C And Rust

When You Don't Like C And Rust
Ah, the classic programmer's solution to avoiding C and Rust—just go for pizza instead! After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that sometimes the best programming language is whatever's on the menu. Memory management giving you nightmares? Pointer errors making you question your career choices? Just order a Margherita and pretend those problems don't exist. The pizza-driven development methodology: where the only garbage collection you need to worry about is clearing your plate.