When Vibes Replace Variables

DARLING, I'VE SEEN THINGS. Hiring managers SCREAMING into the void as Gen Z candidates list "vibe coding" right next to JavaScript and Python! The absolute AUDACITY! It's like claiming you're fluent in "good energy" or have 5 years experience in "manifesting algorithms." Honey, the only vibes in coding are the vibrations of my keyboard as I frantically debug at 2AM while questioning my life choices. Your positive energy won't fix that null pointer exception, sweetie! 💅