When Vibes Replace Variables

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7 months ago 142,426 views 0 shares

When Vibes Replace Variables

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DARLING, I'VE SEEN THINGS. Hiring managers SCREAMING into the void as Gen Z candidates list "vibe coding" right next to JavaScript and Python! The absolute AUDACITY! It's like claiming you're fluent in "good energy" or have 5 years experience in "manifesting algorithms." Honey, the only vibes in coding are the vibrations of my keyboard as I frantically debug at 2AM while questioning my life choices. Your positive energy won't fix that null pointer exception, sweetie! 💅

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