When No-Code Solutions Trigger PTSD

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SWEET MOTHER OF INPUT VALIDATION! The absolute CRIME SCENE that is this phone number field! Some developer had the AUDACITY to create a slider—A SLIDER!!!—for entering a phone number! The poor user is forced to play "Price is Right" with their own contact information, dragging that cursor pixel by excruciating pixel to reach their digits! Whoever designed this UI monstrosity deserves to spend eternity debugging Internet Explorer 6 compatibility issues with nothing but print statements. This is why we can't have nice things in tech! The designer deserves not just firing, but a special circle of developer hell where all form inputs are controlled by interpretive dance!

The evolution of RAM-hungry applications, illustrated by increasingly fancy Winnie the Pooh: First, we blame Windows for hogging our RAM. Then Chrome enters the chat with its tab-per-gigabyte appetite. Discord slides in with its "simple chat app" that somehow needs more resources than early space missions. Firefox joins the party pretending to be the lightweight alternative while silently devouring your memory. And then there's Visual Studio 2022 – the final boss of RAM consumption. The IDE that makes you question if you really need both kidneys or if selling one for more RAM might be a sensible career investment. The real joke? We keep buying more RAM instead of demanding better software. Stockholm syndrome, developer edition.

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

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Content STOP DOING FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING LOOPS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES YEARS OF HOFs yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than CALLBACKS Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called AbstractWidgetLocalizerManagerFactoryBe "Yes please FOLD over this collection . Please give me a CURRIED function" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Functional LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boilerplate compilers we built for them Functional (These are REAL Functions, done by REAL Programmers ): set it Lens' 8 a - a - g -) set In v g runidentity (la (const (Identity v)) 8) Class Profunctor () :: Maybe a - (a - Maybe b) - Maybe b dinap a over :: Lens' s a - (a - a) - 8 - s over In g g runidentity (In (Identity viev :: Lens's a - g - a Inap f dinap f id 01530 10 () :: Maybe a - Maybe b - Maybe b return :: a - Maybe a viev Is v s getConst (la Const s) ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like a Monad m please" They have played us for absolute fools