Do You Relate

Oh honey, sweet summer child! "Java isn't stressful at all" - said by someone who's clearly never experienced the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of dealing with NullPointerExceptions at 3 AM while drowning in a sea of AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans! That's like saying "quicksand makes a comfy bed" or "papercuts are refreshing!" The audacity! The DELUSION! Meanwhile, actual Java developers are over here sacrificing their sanity to the verbose syntax gods and performing ritual dances around their IDEs just to make a simple HTTP request. The elderly gentleman's face says it all - he's seen things... TERRIBLE things... in those enterprise codebases that would make even the bravest developer weep!

Content 1 am once again asking what the code i wrote last week does

The eternal battle between PC and console gaming boiled down to cold, hard economics. Console players getting robbed twice - first for the hardware, then for the privilege of connecting to the internet they already pay for . Meanwhile, PC gamers smugly buying a game once and playing it forever (or until the servers die because nobody wanted to pay for maintenance). It's the digital equivalent of buying the cow vs. paying monthly for milk delivery from a cow you already bought.

Content Sales team presenting the solution in Powerpoint Egineering team knowing the solution is not technically possible Excited Customer

Content Coworker: so how did you solve the bug? Me: Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In computer science, the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. It is named for the ostrich effect which is defined as "to stick one's head in the sand and pretend there is no problem". It is used when it is more cost-effective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

Content What is your idea of a perfect date. DDMMYYYY, other formats can be really confusing. You will die single.