When Google Translate Reads Your Commit History

google firefox Imposter syndrome Developer struggles Self-deprecation Browser compatibility Google translate

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When Google Translate Reads Your Commit History

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL when Google Translate exposes the truth! 😱 You innocently type "Firefox is not supported" expecting a normal translation, and BAM! Google's algorithm straight-up murders your self-esteem with "I'm a shit programmer." The machine has SPOKEN, and it has chosen VIOLENCE! No debugging skills, no Stack Overflow answers, nothing can save you from this digital read of your entire coding existence. The translator didn't just translate your text—it translated your SOUL! 💀

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