When Google Translate Reads Your Commit History

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Content venus naksinc Let me merge or I swear I'll fucking kill us both 82918, 12:05 PM 24.9K Retweets 74.8K Likes love how this could either be about driving or using excel Source: 72.790 notes D Devs on GitHub :

The eternal developer quest: finding the perfect library! You start all excited about solving your problem, then you find something promising that checks all your boxes. But wait—the GitHub repo's last commit was during the Obama administration, and the only response to "Is this still maintained?" is tumbleweeds blowing across the issue tracker. That moment when you realize you've built your entire architecture on digital quicksand... and now you get to explain to your boss why you need another sprint to replace a "perfectly good solution" that's secretly held together with duct tape and prayers.

The irony of a tech billionaire complaining about writing code on paper while his grammatical error proves the exact point universities are trying to make. Nothing says "I'm ready for production" like code that can't compile because you wrote "makes us programmer" instead of "makes us programmers." Universities aren't teaching you to code on paper because it's fun - they're teaching you to think before you type. Just like proofreading before you post a sign to millions of people.

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