It's Happening: Debugging vs. Vibe Checks

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It's Happening: Debugging vs. Vibe Checks

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The eternal developer dilemma, visualized! That moment when you're knee-deep in bugs and some startup promises a magical "vibe-check" instead of actual debugging help. Meanwhile, the developers who should be fixing their code are turning their heads at shiny distractions while their project catches fire in the background. Every engineer knows that feeling when management suggests yet another pointless tool instead of hiring more devs or giving you actual time to fix the problem. No amount of "vibes" will fix that null pointer exception!

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