When AI Promises To Fix Your Spaghetti Code

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When AI Promises To Fix Your Spaghetti Code

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When your codebase looks like a conspiracy theorist's wall but somehow still works in production. Now some AI tool wants to "fix" it? Sure, buddy. That dependency graph is held together by Stack Overflow answers from 2013 and the collective prayers of three generations of developers. But hey, if you want to pay for an "enterprise agent" to untangle that beautiful disaster, go ahead. It's your funeral when it deletes that one undocumented function that's secretly keeping the entire billing system alive.

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