When AI Promises To Fix Your Spaghetti Code

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Ah yes, the classic embroidery representation of web development! Frontend: a neat, organized pattern that looks presentable to visitors. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that somehow makes everything work despite looking like a cat had a seizure while playing with yarn. The perfect metaphor for how we spend 80% of our time making sure the database doesn't implode while users complain that a button is 2 pixels off-center. The best part? Only other developers will ever see your backend spaghetti code, so as long as the frontend stays pretty, nobody needs to know you're secretly holding everything together with duct tape and Stack Overflow answers from 2013.

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Evolution of programmers: from creating their own compilers and bragging about government surveillance to being completely dependent on Stack Overflow and trapped in Vim. Left: The chad programmer of yesteryear, writing low-resolution 3D engines and custom compilers while casually mentioning CIA surveillance like it's a badge of honor. Right: Today's programmer, desperately googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time while clutching a coffee mug and whimpering for help. The Spotify icon in the corner is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "productive coding session" like spending 30 minutes creating the perfect lo-fi playlist. Fun fact: The ":q!" command to exit Vim has been responsible for more developer tears than any code review in history.

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