Vibecoding Memes

The classic "let me know if you need anything else" client interaction has reached its final form. Some non-technical person casually asking you to "write my entire app" while they nap is the modern equivalent of "can you fix my printer while you're here?" Except now they want you to build the next Facebook during their power nap. The sinister wojak response is every developer's inner monologue when clients have absolutely no concept of time, effort, or reality. We smile politely while internally plotting to make their app harvest data and addict users... because that's totally how programming works, right?

The tech world's circle of hate continues! First, we collectively decided Vibecoding was the enemy - you know, that annoying "just vibe with the code" approach where documentation is optional and chaos is encouraged. But wait! Look at that 3251 error code getting violently stabbed in the last panel - that's tomorrow's villain waiting to be despised. Every six months we need something new to blame for our suffering. Remember when we hated jQuery? Then MongoDB? Then microservices? Then blockchain? The cycle never ends because it's easier to hate the latest framework than admit we're building increasingly complex solutions to problems we created with our previous "revolutionary" approach.