What's Stopping You From Coding Like This

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What's Stopping You From Coding Like This

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The mythical "deadline-driven development environment." When your PM says "ship it yesterday" and you take it literally. This guy skipped the standing desk trend and went straight to sidewalk computing. He's either fixing a production bug at 3 AM or demonstrating the ultimate remote work setup. The best part? No office distractions, unlimited bathroom breaks (the whole world is your bathroom), and you can literally pass out after pushing to production. Extreme programming taken way too literally.

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