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Captain Picard walking back into the office on Monday morning, immediately requesting a damage report from his computer. Because naturally, something broke over the weekend while you weren't looking. Maybe it was that deploy on Friday afternoon. Maybe Jenkins decided to have an existential crisis. Maybe production just spontaneously combusted because the universe hates you. Either way, Monday morning means surveying the wreckage and figuring out which fire to put out first. The weekend was nice while it lasted.

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Learning to code since 3 months... besides other hobbies... Think this kinda nailes it.

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