What People Think vs What Programmers Actually Do

OMG, the AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 A brave soldier (labeled "PEOPLE WHO READ DOCS") is literally SACRIFICING THEIR SANITY taking multiple knife wounds while the "VIBE CODERS" sleep peacefully in their blissful ignorance! The documentation martyrs are out here catching grenades with their bare hands while the "just vibing" crowd gets their beauty sleep. The absolute INJUSTICE! Those documentation heroes deserve medals for trudging through endless pages of poorly written API references so the rest of us can just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and call it a day!

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