What People Think vs What Programmers Actually Do

Reality vs expectation Autocomplete Imposter syndrome express Developer life ide Keyboard Tab completion

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What People Think vs What Programmers Actually Do

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Society envisions programmers as keyboard-smashing wizards typing at the speed of light. Reality? We spend 90% of our time staring at a single line of code while aggressively pressing Tab to see autocomplete suggestions. The only thing moving faster than our fingers is our imposter syndrome.

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