what it feels like to be a software engineer accepting friend requests from recruiters on linkedin

Content When you try to define constants PYTHON We don't do that here

Content My program after I rage smash compile for the 143th time without any changes: For no particular reason, I decided to run

Content Shout I remove this code a. or just comment it out until management changes their mind

Content LOGIN FORGOT MY PASSWORD CANT ANSWERM? SECURITY QUESTIONS SORRZO HADCAPS LOCK ON THE WHOLE TIME

Content "Why is my function not returning anything?" "Oh, I never called it"

The eternal shortcut of the desperate developer. You're asked to fix lint errors in a merge request, but instead of actually fixing the underlying code issues, you just slap an eslint-disable-next-line comment and call it a day. It's like putting a piece of tape over your check engine light and considering the car "fixed." Sure, the PR will pass now, but we all know what you did... and we've all done it too when deadlines loom. Technical debt? That's a problem for future you!