I Play Outside

Content Me, an intellectual, judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making

Content When you write over 1000 lines of code and it works perfectly on the first run 993 print ("Hello World") 994 print ("Hello World") 995 print ("Hello World") 996 print ("Hello World") 997 print ("Hello World") 998 print ("Hello World"') 999 print ("Hello World") 1000 print ("Hello World")

Content Matt Gray boosted My house isn't messy, it's just sorted by Date Last Modified 1

Content When you come back from your holidays and find out someone broke your code Look how they massacred my boy. made with mematic

The human brain: allocating 23% CPU and 2.4GB of RAM to thinking about sex, 8% to lunch plans, and a measly 2.4% to actually finding that seg fault. Meanwhile, writing documentation and unit tests are running in the background with 0% CPU utilization. Priorities perfectly aligned for maximum debugging inefficiency. The real kicker? Those embarrassing memories from 2007 somehow consuming 1.2GB of memory that could've been used to solve the actual problem. But hey, at least "Incoming Bowel Movement" is only using 0.1% CPU - small victories.

When your Windows kernel programming club accidentally creates a hex pun instead of a driver. That 0xDEE4 value is literally "DEE" followed by "4" in hex, while the variable names spell out "DEER deer; deer = *(DEER*)0xDEE4" – basically saying "they are dee-r-ly sorry" in code form. Every senior dev knows the real Windows driver development process involves 40% crying, 30% Stack Overflow, 20% whiskey, and 10% accidentally making dad jokes in your variable names that nobody will ever see... until they do.