I Play Outside

gaming Programmer life Malicious compliance Technically correct Developer lifestyle Work from anywhere Gaming-setup Gaming rig Outdoor computing

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10 months ago 280,466 views 1 shares

I Play Outside

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Taking "Go & play outside" literally by dragging your entire gaming rig to a field is peak programmer malicious compliance. Technically correct—the best kind of correct! Sure, you're getting vitamin D, but you're still grinding that MMO while grasshoppers become your new debugging partners. The lengths we'll go to just to avoid touching grass in the metaphorical sense...

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