We Needed This

Finally, a renewable energy source that actually makes sense. Scientists invented a bracelet that converts stress into electricity, and programmers would basically become nuclear power plants. Forget solar panels—just hook up a dev team dealing with legacy code and you could power a small city. The image shows someone literally glowing with energy, which is pretty much what would happen if you strapped one of these to a programmer during production deployment. We're talking unlimited clean energy here. Climate crisis? Solved. Just deploy on a Friday.