Just Give Me A Minute

Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

Your friend wasn't speechless because your code was good. They were having an existential crisis watching you check 95 individual age values instead of using a simple comparison operator. It's like building a staircase one pebble at a time when you could just use a ramp. That moment when if age >= 18 would've saved you 90 lines of code and your dignity. But hey, at least you're thorough!

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Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Other jobs: Work for 8 hours. Get home. Relax. Forget about work until the next day. Software Development: Don't code for one day after work and fall behind 12 years time.

Content Writing some code And running it Getting multiple compiler errors Running it again to see if it got fix magically Browse the web for a solution Changing editors to see if the error persists Reading the code you wrote again Finding out the error was a typo