Just Give Me A Minute

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Just Give Me A Minute

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THE AUDACITY! I literally just declared a variable—JUST NOW—and the compiler is already throwing a tantrum like an overprotective parent?! 🙄 "What would you say you do here?" EXCUSE ME?! I'm still TYPING, you impatient digital dictator! Heaven forbid I get more than 0.16 SECONDS to finish my thought before you start questioning my entire existence as a programmer! This is why developers have trust issues and caffeine addictions, people!

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