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Amazing Opportunity (To Work For Free)
React Webdev Csharp Programming Frontend
6 days ago 73.0K views 0 shares
Amazing Opportunity (To Work For Free)
Ah yes, the classic startup "opportunity" where you can trade actual money for the possibility of future money! The red flag is so big it could guide ships through fog. Translation: "We can't afford developers but we're pretty sure our idea is the next Facebook. Trust us, bro." Zero applicants after three weeks? Shocking! Almost as if professional developers enjoy paying rent and buying food. The audacity of calling unpaid work a "stake in our future" instead of what it really is—gambling with your time.

Decipher The Experience
Python Programming
9 days ago 73.9K views 0 shares
Decipher The Experience
Ah, the classic tech job posting time paradox! They want 3 years of Python experience but only 2 years of total work experience, while simultaneously requiring 6 years of experience that should also be 3 years. And let's not forget the location must be Chandigarh, which is... wait for it... Chandigarh. This is the corporate equivalent of asking someone to be a 25-year-old with 30 years of experience. Recruiters living in their own quantum reality where time is merely a suggestion. Next they'll be asking for 5 years experience in a framework released last Tuesday.

Glad To Hear You Never
Programming
22 days ago 63.6K views 0 shares
Glad To Hear You Never
That gleeful smile when your 15 years of coding experience, 3 GitHub repos with 1000+ stars, and custom-built compiler don't match their automated keyword filter looking for "5+ years experience in a framework released 2 years ago." Your resume never stood a chance against the mighty ATS that can't tell Python from a snake. But hey, at least they'll send you a rejection email in 6-8 business months!