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Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy
Programming Agile
14 days ago 134.1K views 0 shares
Vibez Only: Where Technical Skills Meet Good Energy
Ah, the legendary "Junior Vibe Coder" position! Because apparently writing code isn't enough anymore—you need to pass the vibe check too. Companies out here looking for developers who can both reverse a binary tree AND maintain immaculate vibes during a production outage at 3 AM. The best part? That one-week review time. Translation: "We'll ghost you for 7 days while we find someone with better vibes who'll work for less money." Remember when job titles made sense? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Foo Name Site
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 70.8K views 0 shares
Foo Name Site
When your coworker suggests naming the new job board "foojobs" without doing a basic Google search first. Nothing says "professional developer platform" quite like being sandwiched between adult content sites! The irony of creating a "career platform for coders, hackers and builders" that's one typo away from an entirely different kind of job search. Somewhere, a product manager is frantically updating their resume.

Amazing Opportunity (To Work For Free)
React Webdev Csharp Programming Frontend
2 months ago 107.6K views 0 shares
Amazing Opportunity (To Work For Free)
Ah yes, the classic startup "opportunity" where you can trade actual money for the possibility of future money! The red flag is so big it could guide ships through fog. Translation: "We can't afford developers but we're pretty sure our idea is the next Facebook. Trust us, bro." Zero applicants after three weeks? Shocking! Almost as if professional developers enjoy paying rent and buying food. The audacity of calling unpaid work a "stake in our future" instead of what it really is—gambling with your time.

Decipher The Experience
Python Programming
2 months ago 93.4K views 0 shares
Decipher The Experience
Ah, the classic tech job posting time paradox! They want 3 years of Python experience but only 2 years of total work experience, while simultaneously requiring 6 years of experience that should also be 3 years. And let's not forget the location must be Chandigarh, which is... wait for it... Chandigarh. This is the corporate equivalent of asking someone to be a 25-year-old with 30 years of experience. Recruiters living in their own quantum reality where time is merely a suggestion. Next they'll be asking for 5 years experience in a framework released last Tuesday.

Glad To Hear You Never
Programming
2 months ago 77.5K views 0 shares
Glad To Hear You Never
That gleeful smile when your 15 years of coding experience, 3 GitHub repos with 1000+ stars, and custom-built compiler don't match their automated keyword filter looking for "5+ years experience in a framework released 2 years ago." Your resume never stood a chance against the mighty ATS that can't tell Python from a snake. But hey, at least they'll send you a rejection email in 6-8 business months!