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Oh honey, someone really said "I'm gonna protect my JavaScript code" and then wrote it entirely in CLASSICAL CHINESE. Like, forget minification and obfuscation—just throw in some ancient dynasty poetry and call it a day! 😭
This is literally the nuclear option of code protection. You've got arrays, sorting algorithms, and what appears to be a quicksort implementation, but it's all written using traditional Chinese characters with classical grammar. It's like someone took their CS homework and decided to cosplay as a Tang Dynasty scholar.
The best part? This would ACTUALLY work as protection because even Chinese-speaking developers would need a degree in ancient literature to decode this masterpiece. Good luck to the junior dev who has to maintain this code. They'll need a dictionary, a history textbook, and possibly a time machine.
