Obfuscation Memes

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Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes

Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes
Someone: "Obfuscation doesn't work!" Meanwhile, the obfuscated code looks like hieroglyphics designed by an ancient programmer who hated their future self. It's not just unreadable—it's actively trying to cause psychic damage. The kind of code that makes your IDE contemplate a career change. Whoever wrote this didn't just obfuscate their code, they turned it into a cryptic summoning ritual that would make even the most hardened security expert weep into their mechanical keyboard. And yet, somewhere out there, a developer is proudly thinking "No one will ever reverse engineer THIS masterpiece!"

High Readability Math Library

High Readability Math Library
What looks like a chaotic mess of variables is actually a brilliant mathematical prank. When you run this JavaScript code, those seemingly random fractions spell out n*e*g*a*t*i*v*e + e*i*g*h*t + e*l*e*v*e*n , which evaluates to 3 for inputs -11 to 11. This is peak "write-only code" - perfectly functional but practically unmaintainable. The creator spent hours crafting these precise fractions so each variable represents exactly the right letter value in the mathematical expression. It's like hiding a math formula in plain sight while making your code reviewer contemplate a career change.

Obfuscate Code

Obfuscate Code
Ah, the classic "5% chance of random failure" pattern! This diabolical code snippet deliberately throws a NullReferenceException 5% of the time for absolutely no logical reason. It's basically the digital equivalent of putting a LEGO on the floor of your codebase - someone's going to step on it at 2 AM during a production emergency and scream. Pure evil genius for making QA testers question their sanity and giving future maintainers trust issues. The best part? The error message falsely suggests there's an actual null reference problem to debug when it's just RNG chaos!