Quicksort Memes

Ah, the vicious cycle of tech interviews. You spend weeks memorizing quicksort implementations that you'll never use in production, only to get hired and inflict the same algorithmic hazing on the next generation of developers. It's like learning elaborate medieval torture techniques just so you can become the torturer. And we wonder why our codebases are full of npm packages that sort arrays.

Ah yes, the infamous "Stalin Sort" - where elements that don't fit the desired order simply... disappear. While Quicksort and Merge Sort are busy doing honest algorithmic work, Stalin Sort just executes any element that's out of place and moves on. No recursion, no partitioning, just cold, efficient elimination. O(n) performance guaranteed because dissenting elements aren't given a second chance. Probably not what they teach in CS classes, but hey, it technically produces a sorted array!