Uint Should Be Fine Boss

Integer overflow Uint Programming bugs Banking software Data types Overflow error Software glitch Memory limits Edge cases Legacy-systems

Programming Debugging Testing Databases Backend

5 months ago 248,183 views 0 shares

Uint Should Be Fine Boss

integer-overflow-memes, uint-memes, programming-bugs-memes, banking-software-memes, data-types-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When your integer overflow hits just right 👌 This poor bank account is experiencing the digital equivalent of Schrödinger's wealth - simultaneously broke and richer than entire nations. That comically long number is what happens when an unsigned integer (uint) overflows its maximum value and wraps around. Some developer clearly thought "who needs more than 32 or 64 bits for a bank balance?" and now this guy's inheritance looks like the national debt of a small planet. The income tax department froze the account because even their systems are like "nope, that's definitely a bug, not a feature."

More Like This

It does put a smile in his face

Programming

1 year ago 51.2K views 0 shares

It does put a smile in his face | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content MV FATHER, 20 YEARS AS SOFTWARE DEVELOPER imatlip.com ME JUST MADE THE C

No Youre Anal Rententive

Programming

1 year ago 51.3K views 0 shares

noYoureAnalRententive | framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Picking a framework for a year-long project Naming a temporary scoped variable

Always

Programming

4 years ago 47.6K views 0 shares

Always! | ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content me yelling at my IDE'S for eating up RAM Chrome

What was the definition of stupidity again?

Programming

2 years ago 51.6K views 0 shares

What was the definition of stupidity again? | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content : 4 z: 7 W: 5 48438-200 V: 4 2: 2 3.44467e-299

Challenging Job Offer

Programming Devops Debugging Backend

6 months ago 208.4K views 0 shares

Challenging Job Offer

Nothing like the sweet talons of fate dragging you from your comfortable legacy codebase to a shiny new project with "technical challenges." Sure, double the salary sounds nice until you realize you'll be spending your first three months googling stack traces and questioning your career choices. The only thing more painful than maintaining 15-year-old spaghetti code is the crushing realization that you actually miss it when you're neck-deep in microservices architecture diagrams.

The 2 AM SQL Nightmare

Programming Devops Debugging Databases Backend

8 months ago 209.7K views 1 shares

The 2 AM SQL Nightmare

The ABSOLUTE HORROR of fixing production database issues at 2 AM with zero documentation! 😱 Those bloodshot eyes aren't just tired—they're the windows to a soul that's been utterly DESTROYED by some random developer's "clever" SQL query that worked "just fine on my machine." Your eyeballs have transcended mere substances—they've reached a new plane of existence that even cocaine users would find concerning. Who needs sleep when you're frantically trying to understand why someone thought it was a brilliant idea to use 17 nested JOINs without a single comment?! The database is bleeding, your sanity is evaporating, and tomorrow's standup is in 5 hours. But hey, at least you'll have a fascinating story about how you saved the company while looking like you crawled out of a zombie apocalypse!