Uint Should Be Fine Boss

Integer overflow Uint Programming bugs Banking software Data types Overflow error Software glitch Memory limits Edge cases Legacy-systems

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Uint Should Be Fine Boss

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When your integer overflow hits just right 👌 This poor bank account is experiencing the digital equivalent of Schrödinger's wealth - simultaneously broke and richer than entire nations. That comically long number is what happens when an unsigned integer (uint) overflows its maximum value and wraps around. Some developer clearly thought "who needs more than 32 or 64 bits for a bank balance?" and now this guy's inheritance looks like the national debt of a small planet. The income tax department froze the account because even their systems are like "nope, that's definitely a bug, not a feature."

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