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Saved By Integer Underflow
Programming Algorithms Math Debugging
1 day ago 54.8K views 0 shares
Saved By Integer Underflow
When your weight variable hits zero and keeps decreasing, you don't disappear—you just wrap around to the maximum value! This is the programmer's version of weight loss where integer underflow turns you from a skinny stick figure into a buff dude instantly. No gym required, just exploit the data type limitations. It's basically the same hack that made Pac-Man playable after level 255. The thin person panicking about being "erased from existence" clearly never implemented proper boundary checks!

A Type Pun
C++ Csharp Programming
2 days ago 58.7K views 0 shares
A Type Pun
Oh my gosh, this is peak programmer humor! 😂 The meme shows a character freaking out over an "unsigned char[4]" in the "int factory" - because it's literally a TYPE in the wrong PLACE! Then they start mixing int and unsigned char types together like some forbidden programming cocktail! It's basically the programming equivalent of finding a fish swimming in your coffee machine. The punchline is a perfect "type pun" - it's funny on multiple levels because it's both about data types AND it's a play on words! Whoever made this clearly understands the existential crisis of dealing with type conversions!

It Really Happened
Databases Programming Backend
3 days ago 57.6K views 0 shares
It Really Happened
Ah, the classic database decree! On the left: "Foreign keys are illegal" and on the right: "All columns must be strings." It's basically the executive order that would make any database administrator contemplate a career change. Nothing says "I have absolutely no idea how databases work" quite like mandating string-only columns while banning foreign keys. Congratulations, you've just signed into law the creation of data integrity nightmares and query performance disasters! Next up: "NULL values are now taxed at 30%."

Boolean Variables Be Like
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Javascript
8 days ago 73.8K views 0 shares
Boolean Variables Be Like
Oh snap! This is Boolean variables in their natural habitat - doing the splits between TRUE and FALSE with absolutely no middle ground! Just like this person on the subway bench stretching into oblivion, booleans only know two states: completely true or utterly false. No "kinda true" or "sorta false" allowed in their binary world! They're the drama queens of programming - always dealing in absolutes while the rest of us float-type variables are just trying to exist somewhere in the decimal points of life.

Damn My Professor Isn'T Very Gender Inclusive
Databases Csharp Programming Java Backend
9 days ago 44.4K views 0 shares
Damn My Professor Isn'T Very Gender Inclusive
Ah yes, the classic binary gender implementation! When your professor thinks human identity is just a boolean value. 🤦‍♂️ In the real world: "What's your gender?" "Well, it's complicated..." In this database: "What's your gender?" "true." "Wait, what does that even mean?!" Somewhere a non-binary person is trying to hack the system with a NULL value and causing a database crash. Whoops!

Apparently Listing My Car For Sale With 45 Kilometres On The Odometer Is "Misleading" And "Illegal"
Programming Javascript Python Debugging Testing
14 days ago 83.7K views 0 shares
Apparently Listing My Car For Sale With 45 Kilometres On The Odometer Is "Misleading" And "Illegal"
This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!