Release On Friday Device

What's marketed as a "500 Cigarettes Adapter" is actually the perfect visualization of what happens when you push code to production on Friday. You'll need every single one of those cigarettes to cope with the weekend support calls and Slack notifications while your manager is unreachable at some beach. The stress level goes from "I'm just gonna make this tiny change" to "I need industrial-grade nicotine delivery" in about 3.5 seconds after hitting deploy. Pro tip: if your deployment script includes ordering takeout and canceling weekend plans, you might be doing it wrong.