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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Uint Memes

Posts tagged with Uint

Uint Should Be Fine Boss

Programming Debugging Databases Backend Testing
9 months ago 349.1K views 0 shares
Uint Should Be Fine Boss
When your integer overflow hits just right 👌 This poor bank account is experiencing the digital equivalent of Schrödinger's wealth - simultaneously broke and richer than entire nations. That comically long number is what happens when an unsigned integer (uint) overflows its maximum value and wraps around. Some developer clearly thought "who needs more than 32 or 64 bits for a bank balance?" and now this guy's inheritance looks like the national debt of a small planet. The income tax department froze the account because even their systems are like "nope, that's definitely a bug, not a feature."

Apparently Listing My Car For Sale With 45 Kilometres On The Odometer Is "Misleading" And "Illegal"

Programming Debugging Testing Python Javascript
1 year ago 314.2K views 0 shares
Apparently Listing My Car For Sale With 45 Kilometres On The Odometer Is "Misleading" And "Illegal"
This programmer just discovered the joy of integer overflow in real life! The odometer reads "P 181181" but they're advertising it as just 45km. Classic programmer move—technically it's just 45km... after rolling over from 999,999! It's like when your unit tests pass because you didn't account for edge cases. The authorities might call it "fraud," but programmers call it "unexpected feature behavior." Next time try using a uint64 for your odometer, buddy!

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