Today I Learned Malbolge Exists

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Today I Learned Malbolge Exists

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Sweet innocent programmers writing "Hello World" in C vs the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE that is Malbolge! For the uninitiated, Malbolge is basically what Satan would create if he decided to design a programming language. It's SO deliberately obscure and difficult that it took TWO YEARS for someone to write a working "Hello World" program after its creation! The face in the meme perfectly captures that moment when you go from "I know how to code" to "WHAT DEMONIC TORTURE IS THIS?!" Writing anything in Malbolge is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, underwater, and being chased by sharks. With your hands tied behind your back. While on fire. 🔥

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