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They Call Me Psychopath

Testing Devops Programming Debugging

8 days ago 71.5K views 0 shares

They Call Me Psychopath

The prison conversation we never wanted to see: a hardened criminal boasting about murder while our innocent developer admits to testing in production. And somehow, the murderer is the one horrified! Testing in production is basically the digital equivalent of performing heart surgery with a butter knife while the patient is giving a business presentation. Sure, it might work, but you're one misplaced semicolon away from bringing down an entire company and making your Slack notifications explode at 2AM. Even serial killers have standards, apparently.

Expectation vs. Reality: The Game Dev Journey

Gamedev C++ Unity Programming Debugging

25 days ago 76.5K views 0 shares

Expectation vs. Reality: The Game Dev Journey

The expectation vs. reality of game development in one perfect image! The bright-eyed optimist on the right is living in a fantasy world where making games is all creativity and fun. Meanwhile, the exhausted dev on the left has seen the dark side - the endless debugging of physics engines, memory leaks that appear only in production, and that one shader that refuses to compile for no logical reason. It's the classic "I'll just make a simple 2D platformer" that somehow morphs into "Why am I implementing my own quaternion math library at 4am?" pipeline. Game development: where your dreams go to get refactored into nightmares.