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Today I Learned Malbolge Exists

Programming C++ Debugging

22 days ago 172.3K views 0 shares

Today I Learned Malbolge Exists

Sweet innocent programmers writing "Hello World" in C vs the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE HELLSCAPE that is Malbolge! For the uninitiated, Malbolge is basically what Satan would create if he decided to design a programming language. It's SO deliberately obscure and difficult that it took TWO YEARS for someone to write a working "Hello World" program after its creation! The face in the meme perfectly captures that moment when you go from "I know how to code" to "WHAT DEMONIC TORTURE IS THIS?!" Writing anything in Malbolge is like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, underwater, and being chased by sharks. With your hands tied behind your back. While on fire. 🔥

Mostly Python... In Your Dreams

Python AI Programming Databases

1 month ago 207.1K views 0 shares

Mostly Python... In Your Dreams

When the job description says "R knowledge required, Python mostly used," but then you show up and discover it's 99% R with that one random pandas script someone wrote 3 years ago. The classic bait-and-switch where data scientists get lured by the promise of Python only to find themselves knee-deep in R's cryptic syntax and bizarre indexing. Meanwhile, Python sits there looking all smug because everyone claims to love it, but nobody actually lets you use it for the cool projects.