Existing Vs Actual

Refactoring Legacy code Spaghetti code Technical debt Code quality Code maintenance Software engineering Clean code

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Existing Vs Actual

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Ah, the classic refactoring fantasy vs reality! You start with spaghetti code (literally), dream of transforming it into this beautiful, organized spider web of elegant architecture... but end up with slightly different spaghetti that's maybe 2% better. It's like promising yourself you'll clean your entire room but just moving the pile of clothes from the chair to the bed. The refactoring illusion claims another victim! At least you can tell your team you "improved the codebase" while they squint really hard trying to spot the difference.

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