This Does Nothing

Checkbox User experience Login Power cord Unplugged False promises Ui design authentication

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This Does Nothing

checkbox-memes, user-experience-memes, login-memes, power-cord-memes, irony-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of this checkbox! Promising to save me from the endless nightmare of sign-in prompts while the power cord dramatically lies there, UNPLUGGED from the wall! 💀 It's like promising not to get wet during a tsunami while holding an umbrella made of tissue paper. That "Don't show this again" checkbox is making promises it LITERALLY has no power to keep! The ultimate betrayal in the digital realm - a powerless promise from a powerless device! The irony is so thick you could cut it with a keyboard shortcut!

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