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Microsoft: "Here's a perfectly good built-in RAR extractor in Windows 11!" Developers: "I've been using WinRAR since dial-up internet and I will continue using it until the heat death of the universe, thank you very much." The eternal trial version that never expires is basically family at this point. Sure, the built-in option is right there, but abandoning WinRAR would feel like betrayal. It's like still using that one IDE with 47 plugins when a better one exists—some relationships transcend logic.

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HONEY, PLEASE! Haskell programmers standing in front of their conspiracy theory walls trying to convince you that monads are "just like burritos" and pure functions are "totally intuitive." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here writing loops that actually DO something instead of contemplating the philosophical implications of lazy evaluation for eight hours. The mathematical purity is KILLING me! 💀

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