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The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

Developers will complain about a whisper-quiet cooling fan but then happily type on a mechanical keyboard that sounds like a miniature jackhammer demolishing concrete at 3 AM. The cognitive dissonance is magnificent. The same person who files a warranty claim over a barely audible fan hum will spend $200 on a keyboard specifically engineered to wake the neighbors.

Ah, Best Buy bringing back the Y2K38 apocalypse warnings. That sticker is telling you to shut down your computer before 03:14:07 on January 19, 2038 – when 32-bit Unix timestamps roll over and potentially brick everything running on them. Just like Y2K but with fewer panic bunkers and more GitHub issues. At this point, I'm more worried about my code from last sprint than some timestamp issue 14 years from now. Though I'm impressed anyone thinks my ThinkPad will still boot by then.

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