They Do If They Are Different Colors

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They Do If They Are Different Colors

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The brutal reality check we all need sometimes. Just like how your IDE theme won't fix your spaghetti code, wearing programmer merch won't magically grant you debugging powers. The dog is the only honest one here—delivering hard truths while the rest of us are busy configuring Neovim instead of fixing that memory leak. Turns out all those programmer socks on Amazon weren't the career hack we thought they were. Who knew?

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