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Spoke My Mind At Work... Now Updating My Résumé

Spoke My Mind At Work... Now Updating My Résumé
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CAREER SUICIDE happening in real time! 💀 Boss: "Our game revenue is crashing!" Coworkers: *give safe corporate answers like "COVID-19" and "Market Saturation"* This poor dev with a DEATH WISH: "We treat players like wallets, not gamers." And just like that, homeboy's LinkedIn status changed to "OPEN TO WORK" faster than you can say "microtransaction." That resume update is happening at the speed of light while the boss's face turns the color of a production server error!

When Your IDE Becomes The Harshest Critic

When Your IDE Becomes The Harshest Critic
The ultimate code review has arrived - not from your team lead, but from VS Code itself! Imagine pushing garbage code at 3 AM and your IDE just ragequits with brutal honesty. That error message is what happens when the compiler finally develops sentience and taste. The only appropriate response? Clicking "OK" while questioning your entire career choice. At least it didn't add "...just like your life choices" to really twist the knife.

They Do If They Are Different Colors

They Do If They Are Different Colors
The brutal reality check we all need sometimes. Just like how your IDE theme won't fix your spaghetti code, wearing programmer merch won't magically grant you debugging powers. The dog is the only honest one here—delivering hard truths while the rest of us are busy configuring Neovim instead of fixing that memory leak. Turns out all those programmer socks on Amazon weren't the career hack we thought they were. Who knew?