Bragging about 10k lines of code per day is like bragging about eating 47 hot dogs in one sitting. Sure, it's technically impressive, but everyone knows you're going to regret it later. When 35% of those lines are tests, you're really just admitting you write 6,500 lines of actual code without anyone checking if it works first. No code review, no pair programming, just raw unfiltered chaos being committed straight to main. The real question isn't about regression bugs—it's about when the entire codebase achieves sentience and decides to quit.
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