The Universal Handshake Of Creative Theft

github open source Corporate culture Code theft Plagiarism Attribution Copyright Intellectual property Creative work Credit

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The Universal Handshake Of Creative Theft

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The handshake between Mr. Krabs and Patrick Star perfectly symbolizes the unspoken alliance of suffering that programmers and artists share. While we're busy arguing about tabs vs. spaces or RGB vs. CMYK, some CEO is slapping their name on our 2AM caffeine-fueled creation. Nothing quite builds solidarity like watching your Git commits or Photoshop layers get repackaged as "executive vision." The real kicker? The stolen code probably runs better than when I wrote it, but that's beside the point.

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