The Universal Handshake Of Creative Theft

The unsolicited evangelism of Linux users is legendary. There you are, quietly using Windows, perhaps even enjoying it, when suddenly a wild Linux enthusiast appears, ready to deliver a 45-minute TED talk on why your OS choice is fundamentally flawed and how you could achieve digital enlightenment if only you'd embrace the terminal. It's the tech equivalent of vegans or CrossFit enthusiasts—they simply cannot comprehend that you haven't converted yet. Meanwhile, Windows users are just trying to open Excel without being lectured about the moral superiority of open-source software and the evils of corporate overlords. The irony? The Linux user's passionate sermon about freedom usually comes with the unspoken demand that you surrender your freedom to choose Windows.

Remember when you thought programming was about writing elegant algorithms and clean code? Then reality hit. Now you're debugging legacy code at 3AM, guessing why it works, and adding comments like "// Don't touch this or everything breaks." Tony isn't building an arc reactor—he's just vibing with the code until it mysteriously works. No documentation, pure intuition, and a concerning amount of caffeine. The true superhero origin story of every senior developer.

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Someone counted the letters between 'i' and 'z' and decided that's why we can't have more than 18 nested for loops. Because clearly, the limiting factor in your code isn't the stack overflow, processor meltdown, or your will to live - it's the English alphabet. Next up: arrays can only have 26 dimensions because we ran out of variable names.

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