The Truth Nobody Talks About

Content -How long have you been programming ? -Like 5 vears. -So you're good at C?

Ah, the eternal throne room of data storage, where CSV sits as the reluctant monarch. While Postgres kneels before the throne with actual database capabilities, Excel and HyperCard stand guard like knights who peaked in high school. Meanwhile, Google Sheets, Access, and Airtable huddle on the floor like peasants who think they'll someday be invited to dinner. The real joke? We all complain about CSV's lack of typing, relations, and basic sanity checks, yet it's outlived every "proper" database solution we've thrown at it. It's the cockroach of data formats - nuclear war wouldn't kill it, just create more variants with inconsistent delimiters.

Content Adding another programming language to my resume after learning how to write Hello World in it. debo

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Content when u remove all bad code from your project. now the only code that left is comments. 0220 0 (: Confused Programmer

Congratulations, you've discovered the forbidden C hack that lets you skip semicolons by exploiting the return value of printf() inside an if statement. Next week: removing curly braces by nesting everything in a single ternary operator. The irony is palpable. Writing more code to avoid typing a single character is exactly the kind of "optimization" that keeps senior developers awake at night. It's like building an entire automated system just to avoid getting up to turn off the light switch.