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Programming Debugging Git

1 day ago 80,903 views 0 shares

abandoned-projects-memes, code-reuse-memes, github-memes, developer-life-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Who needs romance when you've got abandoned projects, right? Nothing quite like the desperate midnight hunt through your GitHub graveyard looking for that one function you wrote 6 months ago. "I know I solved this exact problem before!" *frantically scrolls through 47 half-finished repos* The ultimate programmer relationship status: committed to nothing except finding that one piece of code you were "totally going to document later."

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THE ABSOLUTE PARANOIA OF MODERN DEVELOPMENT! 😱 Writes literally ONE semicolon and IMMEDIATELY smashes both autosave AND Ctrl+S because heaven forbid that masterpiece of syntax gets lost to the digital void! Like the code is the next Shakespeare sonnet that must be preserved for future generations! The trust issues with IDE autosave are REAL - it's there, it's working, but ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK IT? No, you are NOT! Manual save or DIE trying! The relationship between developers and the save button is more committed than most marriages!

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