The True Developer Dating Profile

The nuclear option for any developer with commit access. Nothing says "I choose violence today" quite like force-pushing to master without code review. In most companies, this is the digital equivalent of pulling the fire alarm while simultaneously deleting the production database. Five million dollars? Please. The sheer chaos you'd create would be priceless—and your termination paperwork would probably be processed before the build pipeline even finishes failing. Bonus points if you do it on a Friday at 4:59 PM right before a holiday weekend.

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The existential dread every developer knows too well! When your entire coding strategy is "someone smarter than me must have solved this already," encountering an unsolved problem is like finding out Santa isn't real. That moment when you've gone 47 pages deep into Google results, tried every obscure forum, and Stack Overflow has nothing but crickets. Suddenly you're faced with the horrifying prospect of having to... *gasp*... solve a problem using your own brain! The nuclear option of "just use a different tech stack" is both completely irrational and somehow totally reasonable to the sleep-deprived developer mind. Because clearly the problem isn't our approach—it's the entire technology that's wrong!

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