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Programming Git Debugging

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abandoned-projects-memes, code-reuse-memes, github-memes, developer-life-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Who needs romance when you've got abandoned projects, right? Nothing quite like the desperate midnight hunt through your GitHub graveyard looking for that one function you wrote 6 months ago. "I know I solved this exact problem before!" *frantically scrolls through 47 half-finished repos* The ultimate programmer relationship status: committed to nothing except finding that one piece of code you were "totally going to document later."

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