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Programming Debugging Git

7 months ago 201,416 views 0 shares

abandoned-projects-memes, code-reuse-memes, github-memes, developer-life-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Who needs romance when you've got abandoned projects, right? Nothing quite like the desperate midnight hunt through your GitHub graveyard looking for that one function you wrote 6 months ago. "I know I solved this exact problem before!" *frantically scrolls through 47 half-finished repos* The ultimate programmer relationship status: committed to nothing except finding that one piece of code you were "totally going to document later."

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Life decisions

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2 years ago 36.3K views 0 shares

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Content Do you pull the lever, killing 1 1 1 1... people - one person for every integer - resulting in infinite people dying? Or do you do nothing, allowing the trolley to kill one person for every real number? In both cases, infinite people die; but in the top case, the smallest possible infinity of people die (No), whereas in the bottom case, a larger infinity of people die (some infinities are bigger than other infinities). What do you do?

The Localhost Gang War

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6 months ago 213.8K views 0 shares

The Localhost Gang War

Ah, the eternal gang rivalry of networking addresses. On the left, we have 127.0.0.1 (the "BloodZ") - your computer talking to itself. On the right, localhost (the "CripZ") - the exact same thing, just with a human-readable name. Developers fighting over which syntax to use is like arguing whether to call your mother "Mom" or "Female Parental Unit." They both point to the same machine. Your machine. The one you're reading this on. The call is coming from inside the house.

Windows7 Users Rise Up

Programming Microsoft Windows

1 year ago 55.5K views 0 shares

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Content I'm using a 32-bit signed integer to store the current time ANUARY 1970. 2038

Reason why naming Variable is important

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4 years ago 40.2K views 0 shares

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Content Grease three pigs. Set loose in a public area. 2 Mark them "I," "2," and "4." 3? Watch the search for "3."

What Todo With Your Unexpected Efficiency

Programming Devops Agile

4 months ago 192.5K views 0 shares

What Todo With Your Unexpected Efficiency

The eternal developer dilemma. Finish something in 4 hours that management estimated would take 6 months, and now you're stuck with the worst decision of your career: be honest and get rewarded with 5x more work, or pretend you're "still working on it" while secretly learning Rust on company time. The haunted look in that wojak's eyes tells the whole story. He's been here before. Last time he spoke up, they "rewarded" him with the legacy codebase nobody wants to touch. The time before that? On-call duty for a year. Pro tip: always multiply your estimates by 3, finish early, and keep a private stash of "almost done" screenshots for those status meetings. It's not procrastination, it's expectation management .

Just a couple bytes

Programming

3 years ago 39.4K views 0 shares

Just a couple bytes | coding-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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