The True Developer Dating Profile

Content When you start showing someone your application It crashes in the first 2 minutes

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Happy Pi Day! 🥧 Celebrating Pi Day: where programmers use it as a property, mathematicians construct infinite continued fractions that nobody asked for, and engineers just need something that works before lunch break. The Three Stages of Pi Understanding: from elegant code to mathematical perfection to "yeah, 3 is close enough, we've got deadlines!" Remember: In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is – especially when calculating the circumference of your pie tin. The first 50 digits of π: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751 Check out this Python 3.14 meme for more Pi-thon humor!

The classic developer-client relationship in its natural habitat! Person A desperately asks "how can we fix this?" about some UI issue. Person B, clearly the developer, responds with a technical solution about rotating text 90 degrees vertical. Then comes the inevitable "Can you show that cell of code?" request because clients never trust that something might actually be complicated. And what happens? The developer goes silent, fires up Jupyter notebook on localhost, and dives into their actual interesting work instead. Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like sharing a localhost URL that nobody else can possibly access. Pure passive-aggressive developer poetry.

Content When you change one variable and suddenly all the testcases work. Kowalski, analysis

Content TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE NCC 1701-A