The Three Stages Of Programmer Procrastination

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The Three Stages Of Programmer Procrastination
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Oh honey, the DELUSION of every programmer who swears they'll actually study that new framework at 7pm! Then the transformation begins - suddenly it's "I'm a night owl, I code better at 3am" with full clown makeup. And the FINAL BOSS of self-deception? "I'll just wake up at 5am fresh as a daisy and learn Kubernetes before breakfast!" PLEASE! The only thing getting up early tomorrow is your collection of unread documentation tabs! The three stages of programmer procrastination: optimism, delusion, and complete fantasy - all wrapped in a rainbow wig of lies we tell ourselves!

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