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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Self-deception Memes

Posts tagged with Self-deception

The Morning Productivity Myth

Programming Debugging
1 month ago 78.8K views 0 shares
The Morning Productivity Myth
The eternal lie we tell ourselves: "I'll just finish coding this in the morning when I'm fresh" - followed by the harsh reality of waking up looking like a debugger crashed mid-execution. That morning freshness is just as mythical as documentation that stays updated. The only thing fresh at 8am is the crushing realization that yesterday-you was an optimistic idiot who left today-you with half-working code and three energy drinks worth of technical debt.

The Ultimate Developer Self-Deception Manual

Math Algorithms Programming Debugging
3 months ago 91.6K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Developer Self-Deception Manual
The book titled "Math Isn't Important For Programming And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself" is the ultimate self-deception manual for aspiring coders. Right next to classics like "I'll document my code later" and "This regex is perfectly maintainable," we have this mathematical fallacy. Meanwhile, your algorithm complexity is O(n²), your physics engine is glitching, and your machine learning model is basically a random number generator. The best part? It's Volume II—meaning someone bought enough copies of Volume I to warrant a sequel. Probably the same person who thinks sorting algorithms are "just theory stuff."

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