Code handover Memes

The pre-vacation documentation marathon—where senior devs frantically explain every obscure codebase quirk, deployment ritual, and that one server that crashes if you look at it wrong. Then the inevitable horror upon return: discovering your meticulously crafted knowledge transfer resulted in precisely zero progress. The junior dev was too terrified to touch anything without your divine approval, and now your inbox contains 47 "quick questions" that could've been answered by reading the docs you spent 9 hours creating. Classic case of knowledge transfer theater!

That beautiful moment when you hand over your legacy codebase like a soggy cardboard box on a clothesline. "Here's that microservice I built at 3 AM during a production outage. No documentation, just vibes. Good luck figuring out why it crashes every third Tuesday!" Meanwhile you're skipping away to greener pastures while your replacement stares at 5,000 lines of uncommented spaghetti code with variable names like 'temp1' and 'finalFinalREALLYfinal2'. The digital equivalent of leaving a time bomb with a sticky note that says "it works on my machine!"