Developer When They Finally Show Up To Fix Something They Themselves Broke

The duality of a developer's life in one perfect image. When you push that "totally fine" code to production on Friday and then get called in on Monday to fix the "mysterious" issues that somehow appeared out of nowhere. That smug stance says it all - "I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to" - which translates to "I knew exactly what was broken because I'm the one who broke it, but I needed just enough time to pretend I had to investigate the problem." The hero and villain of your own story, strutting in to save the day from... yourself. Classic developer time management: break it at 4:59 PM, fix it at 10:30 AM after two coffees.