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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game companies charging us for content that should've been included from day one! This brave soul is out here fighting the good fight with his "Change My Mind" sign while sipping coffee like some kind of revolutionary hero! 💅 It's the digital equivalent of buying a sandwich and then having to pay extra for each slice of bread! THE HORROR! Next they'll be charging us for the pause button! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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