Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes

Code quality Obfuscation Reverse engineering Minification Unreadable

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Behold I Have Become Schizo The Destroyer Of Eyes

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Someone: "Obfuscation doesn't work!"

Meanwhile, the obfuscated code looks like hieroglyphics designed by an ancient programmer who hated their future self. It's not just unreadable—it's actively trying to cause psychic damage. The kind of code that makes your IDE contemplate a career change. Whoever wrote this didn't just obfuscate their code, they turned it into a cryptic summoning ritual that would make even the most hardened security expert weep into their mechanical keyboard. And yet, somewhere out there, a developer is proudly thinking "No one will ever reverse engineer THIS masterpiece!"

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