Null Pointer Exception: Social Edition

The illusion of choice in modern tech! That beautiful conditional statement says it all - whether you accept cookies or not, you're getting tracked. It's like asking someone "Would you prefer I spy on you through the front door or the back window?" Either way, your data's being harvested faster than you can say "privacy policy." The funniest part? Companies actually spent millions on those cookie consent popups just to implement this exact logic behind the scenes. Talk about malicious compliance!

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The IT industry's unofficial weight gain program is real, folks. What they don't tell you in the job description is that your relationship with your chair will become more committed than any dating app match. Four years in and you've mastered both debugging and the location of every snack delivery service within a 5-mile radius. The only thing scaling faster than your microservices is your waistline. The sedentary lifestyle comes free with the job—it's the most reliable feature in the entire tech stack.

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