Null Pointer Exception: Social Edition

Social awkwardness Null pointer Runtime error Exceptions Memory reference Coding conversations

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Null Pointer Exception: Social Edition

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That moment when your brilliant reference to abstract factory patterns falls completely flat at a party. Their vacant stare is just their brain trying to access memory that doesn't exist. Meanwhile, you're standing there wondering if you should recompile the conversation or just accept the runtime error and move on with your life.

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