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BEHOLD! The two genders of tech bros: those who scoff at astrology while those SAME MEN will literally build an entire neural network to figure out if their crush likes them back! 💀 Like, sweetie, you're writing complex AI algorithms with multi-head attention mechanisms to predict relationship outcomes when you could just TEXT HER?! The DRAMA of using gradient descent to calculate the probability of getting back together instead of therapy is just... *chef's kiss* peak engineer behavior! Who needs Mercury retrograde when you've got matrix calculations to tell you you're still single? ICONIC.

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Someone forgot to replace their template variables! The recruiter sent a rejection email with the actual instructions still visible: {{rejection_message}} followed by the template text. Basically caught red-handed with the corporate equivalent of "copy this excuse but change the names." The job hunt remains the only place where both sides pretend the process isn't completely automated until someone screws up like this.