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Oh. My. GOD. The ABSOLUTE ROYALTY that is a C++ developer after shaving off a microscopic 100 nanoseconds from their code! 👑 They're strutting around like they're literal ARISTOCRACY while everyone else must bow to their optimization genius. Never mind that a nanosecond is one BILLIONTH of a second and no human could possibly perceive this difference. But darling, in the C++ world, those 100 nanoseconds might as well be an ETERNITY! The developer has now earned the right to look down upon the peasants who dare use interpreted languages. *dramatic hair flip*

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The corporate sleight-of-hand that birthed the "full-stack developer" job title in one brutal meme. Instead of hiring separate frontend and backend specialists, some genius in management realized they could just make one person do both jobs while keeping the salary exactly the same. It's the tech industry's equivalent of saying "would you like fries with that?" except the fries are an entire second profession you're now responsible for. And the worst part? We all nodded along and added "full-stack" to our LinkedIn profiles like it was some kind of promotion.