First Try Miracle

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First Try Miracle

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That smug look of superiority when your code compiles and runs perfectly on the first attempt. It's like hitting a hole-in-one while blindfolded — so statistically improbable that you start questioning reality itself. Your colleagues think you're a wizard, but deep down you know you've just used up all your luck for the year and tomorrow you'll spend six hours debugging a missing semicolon. Savor this moment of godlike power before the universe balances itself and your next PR becomes a dumpster fire of merge conflicts.

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