First Try Miracle

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of game publishers expecting us to throw our money at unfinished products! 💸 First they're like "Hey, pre-order this game that's basically just concept art and promises!" Then they hit you with the silent treatment when you say no. But WAIT! Suddenly they're back, BEGGING you to buy their stupid in-game currency with the world's most pathetic discount! 😱 It's the digital equivalent of a car salesman following you to your car with increasingly desperate offers. The gaming industry has literally turned into that clingy ex who just won't take a hint! And we're all just standing there with our wallets clutched to our chests, traumatized by years of buggy day-one releases.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme hitting us with the painful truth! 💀 First we've got programmers being called out for our sacred StackOverflow copy-paste rituals, then ChatGPT swoops in with that smug "Can you?" question like it's not ALSO just regurgitating code it learned from humans! And that final panel? That's literally all of us having our existential crisis when we realize AI might actually be coming for our jobs! The circle of theft is complete and we're all just sitting here contemplating our career choices while GitHub Copilot writes our next function. I can't even!

When your security is so good even you can't access it! The joke here is playing on the concept of SSH private keys (already meant to be secret) and making them "more private" by adding more 's' and 'h' characters—as if whispering "shhh" makes your encryption stronger. It's the digital equivalent of putting your password in a safe, then forgetting the safe combination, then burying the safe in concrete. Security through obscurity and anxiety!

Content My code from college to compare strings that runs in O (N? Oh, that's REAL nice

Content Francesco Napoletano napolux Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime.

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