The Vampire Coder Chronicles

Developer life Sleep deprivation Coding lifestyle Nocturnal Caffeine Night owl Code vampire

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The Vampire Coder Chronicles

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The nocturnal lifestyle of coders is basically a universal constant at this point. Surviving on caffeine, coding until dawn, and hissing at natural light like some kind of debugger vampire. The best part? We all recognize the symptoms in each other instantly. That thousand-yard stare after a 12-hour debugging session? The reflexive reaching for coffee at 2AM? The terminal tan? Yep, certified programmer. The compiler knows your soul now.

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