The Vampire Coder Chronicles

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The divine hierarchy of debugging has been revealed! Your buggy code is the vehicle stuck in mud, while you're just the helpless dog watching from below. Meanwhile, the real heroes pushing you forward are: StackOverflow (the backbone of modern development), some random blog post from 2007 (written by a programmer who's probably retired on a beach now), and occasionally God himself when that 15-year-old forum post miraculously solves your exact issue. The most accurate representation of programming I've seen since my code last worked by accident.

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The classic tech interview ambush! You're told "come as you are" for the interview, so you show up in your comfy black hoodie and jeans like a proper developer. Meanwhile, the interviewer is sitting there in full business attire looking at you like you just committed a merge conflict to production. This is the software engineering equivalent of a trap card. The unwritten rule of tech interviews: dress code is simultaneously "casual" and "business professional" until observed, existing in a quantum superposition that collapses into "wrong" the moment you make a choice.

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