At least I tried :c

Content Code Which Somehow Works

Content My boss telling me to scrap the whole thing and redo it a different way so the business team can have it faster. Me 1 hour awav from completina a 2 month long project

Content algorithm for dating let me new Person ("boy"); let you new Person ("girl"); if (me.girlFriend null me.crushOn (you)) try if (me.askGirlout (you) "ok"') me. happy true; else me.cry (); catch (IAlreadyHaveABoyFriendException) me.cry();

Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

Content value foo bar; bar 0.000000000000001; OverflowException That's on me, I set the bar too low.

Content THIS IS THE ARCHIVE FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE OBJECTS DEPARTMENT. BUT I DON'T GO IN THERE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL DIZZY. TOM GAULD for NEW SCIENTIST ProdrammerHumor.io