Maxed Out

Content Full job description Software Developer Degree in computer science Minimum 10 years experience Not an AA position Self starter Good communication skills Problem solver Innovator Must be able to perform under pressure Attention to detail String Design Skills Mentoring skills Must have knowledge in: Databases (MySQL, Mongo and noSQL) Languages: PHP java Python Android IOS Flutter Software tools Visual Stusio Code Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile Netbeans Front-end Languages Bootstrap sS HTML lavascript Frameworks Opencv Responsibilities Developing front end website architecture. Designing user interactions on web pages. Developing back end website applications. Creating and databases. IT student You made those words up

Content feels odd buying something i am only going to use once wild How to Buy a Gun Programme

The programming language family portrait nobody asked for but everyone needed! Papa C sits proudly with his offspring, each representing their true nature in the coding ecosystem. C# is the well-behaved child still following Dad's rules. JavaScript is the rebellious teenager with that "I'll do things MY way" hairstyle. Java looks suspiciously like the neighbor who's always borrowing sugar. PHP is that kid who somehow functions despite all odds. Objective C is just trying to stay relevant in the corner. And Lisp? Lisp is the cat because nobody understands what it's saying but it's somehow essential to the household. The family that compiles together, stays together... except JavaScript, who's definitely moving out to become a rockstar.

Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP

Content "Man, vour programming language really sucks" PHP devs JavaScrint devs "Nooooooo 90 of web pages are written in PHP it's a good language and it will remain useful for a long time" "Yes"

When your manager says "just process the last 1000 files" but you're dealing with a PHP script that's about to iterate through 2 million files while comparing against a database of 1 million records. The script is literally pulling 1000 records with limit(1000) but then checking EACH of your 2 million files against those 1000 records with in_array() . That's a cool O(n²) operation that's going to take approximately checks notes forever to complete. Your server's CPU is already writing its resignation letter.