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Content Hello. I am the 00M Killer. THe kernel I'm the special process that the Kernel calls upon When memory Is running out. I have permission to kill other processes in order to prevent chaos. Out of Memory I must follow a series of complex rules in order to decide who I'm gonna kill. But, in the end. BANG I always kIll Apache off. THAT'S RACISM! I don't like that feather. Daniel Stori (turnoff.Us

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Romance: losing sleep over someone you love. Programming: losing twice as much sleep because you forgot a semicolon. And the worst part? The compiler probably told you exactly where the error was, but you spent 4 days looking everywhere else. Just another Tuesday in paradise.

The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.

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