AI Workflow Explained With Boobs Instead

Someone finally cracked the code for explaining AI prompting to non-technical people. You start with a simple request, AI gives you something technically correct but wildly inappropriate. You spend the next 47 iterations trying to explain basic human context to a machine that thinks "comfortable" and "exposed" can coexist peacefully. By step 5, the AI is gaslighting you with "the cape makes no sense" while you're questioning your entire career path. Then you make the fatal mistake of asking for more, and suddenly you're in an endless loop of increasingly specific prompts until the AI finally delivers... something 150% bigger than requested. The real kicker? You mark it as "DONE" anyway because you've been at this for 3 hours and your Monday code session is already ruined. The accuracy is painful.